*follower confession* He thinks I hold my boobs during sex because it hurts when they bounce. I’m really digging my nails into my chest because he never does it hard enough.
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
(via the-dudette-abides)
